★★☆☆☆

To be honest, the lack of pricing anywhere, the poorly mannered crowds and genuinely low pour drinks (I watched them hand pour as a certified bartender and it was not even an oz of alcohol total) made it a loss. The games were redeemable, and I had already bought a $20 bag of tokens so I decided to stick around a bit longer and it was rough to last long enough to spend my tokens. In a forgotten corner lies a Mario claw machine, this machine is rigged. If you clip the tag, a leg, the whole thing. I spent half my tokens before a woman came to me and warned me not to waste my money, and that when it was a slow a bartender gave her a dollar and apologized, saying they’d never seen it won. I left not even buzzed, disappointed and beyond overstimulated by women dumping drinks down my back and wandering hands.

★★★★★

The best bar I wasn't allowed into. My video explains the situation. I have no idea where my physical id is, but at my age and experience why are these kids half my age telling me how to live in the country I fought for? You all are losing sales as a result of your ridiculous policy. I understand you don't want minors in your bar, but if the cops showed up, they would verify who I am.

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